Would you like for me to impart a bit of personal wisdom, straight from yours truly? Well here it is:

For a long time - ever since about the third chapter of my first serial science fiction quasi-novel (the finder, for those wankers that don't read my stuff), I've really wanted to animate a chapter. It would probably be an action sequence, and it would be set - choreographed, even - to some really great music. I've even got a copy of Flash to do it with. Unfortunately, I have no animating skills whatsoever. Everything I've ever tried to do has come out horribly disfigured. Imagine an entire issue of Time magazine written in dyslexic russian LOLspeak, and you've got a general idea of what my Flash animations are the animatorial equivalent of. So, does anyone know a good animator?